Help me to be nice...
I just received this joke from a female colleague.
So far today, I am doing all right.
I have not gossiped, lost my temper,
been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent.
I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.
I have not charged on my credit card.
However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes,
and I will need a lot more help after that.
Longhorn becomes Vista...