Dear Lord

So far today, I am doing all right.

I have not gossiped, lost my temper,

been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent.

I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.

I have not charged on my credit card.

However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes,

and I will need a lot more help after that.

Amen.